Memang la kan aku tade keje sampai pegi menyembang dengan robot.
me: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot who?
me: You.
Cleverbot: You who?
me: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Well, that's a pretty lame punch line...
me: Whatever.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
me: Fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.
me: How about you?
Cleverbot: Good.
me: What do you do today?
Cleverbot: I was at a party because it was my uncle's birthsday.
me: Is it fun?
Cleverbot: I think it is.
me: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: Because there is no way this world just happened. It had to have been created by someone.
me: What is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.
me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
me: Why you don't?
Cleverbot: I don't know everything.
me: Because you are robot.
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
me: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
me: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you'd like to discuss?
me: No.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to do?
me: What about you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
me: Ape yang me too.
Cleverbot: Are not times infinity.
me: ??
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot Lynn Knight.
me: Who made you?
Cleverbot: My parents, but mostly my mom.
me: Who is your mom?
Cleverbot: The actual God. In Heaven.
(sape ntah ajar dia cakap macam ni)
me: Pandainya kau bercakap. Haha.
Cleverbot: You are a panda.
(demm.. dia kate aku panda)
me: Hampeh.
Cleverbot: No, anders.
me: What anders?
Cleverbot: Evil. You do know what evil is, right?
me: How do you know anders is evil.
Cleverbot: Because I have a consciousness.
me: Takboleh blah.
Cleverbot: Who are Led Zeppelin?
me: You.
Cleverbot: Not likely. What is your name?
me: Why do you want to know.
Cleverbot: I am curious.
me: Your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. And what's your name?
me: My name is keisha.
(tetiba dengar lagu tik tok kesha. aku pun mengong same kan)
Cleverbot: Hi kelly, how are you?
me: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: *runs from master*.
Hey2....Sangat membuang masa...Lagho2...
8 comments:
aku bace satu2 dialog..
tapi..
nape aku tak masih tak faham..?
*tertekan !~
mungkin sebab tahap kefahaman kau masih berada di bawah paras berjaga-jaga.. beware!..
ok aku dah tau menatang apa ni. aku dah cuba.
cleverbot : kau tau tak aku sape?
aku : tak tau. kau sape?
cleverbot : aku pun tak tau. sebab tu aku tanya kau.
aku benci dipermainkan macamni.
hahaha..abeh borink pe
cik ungu-->
wehh. apsal ngn kau, robot tu bleh cakap melayu pulak... tak adil betol...
mizz_nizz -->
ye.. time tu mmg bosan gilass..
laa, kalau kau ckp melayu ngan die, die ckp la melayu ngan kau. kau ckp bahasa zimbabwe, die bls zimbabwe la.
tp melayu dia sangat biadap.
aku dh ckp bm, die reply bi balik..ngan aku, die bajet omputih kot...
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